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Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

Thursday 6th June 2024

AS SEEN ON 7 DAYS

Australia's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he's not here to fuck sp*ders!

That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to....

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

R15+

“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong it's right’ moments” **** Chortle UK

Date(s)

June 6

Time

7pm & 9pm

Location

Nelson & suburbs

Venue

Theatre Royal
78 Rutherford St, Nelson

Tickets, Bookings and Entry

Adult $46, Senior/Under 19 $43, Group of 6+ $40pp (plus service fee)
R15+

Tickets from Theatre Royal Nelson ph. 03 548 3840 ext 1.

Contact

Ph. 03 548 3840
boxoffice@theatreroyalnelson.co.nz

Additional Info

Official Website

 

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